I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
Who wore it better? [via]
HEY! Can everyone please take like 2 seconds to reblog this, my tia has besn missing for about a month and everyone is very worried about her. Spreading this in any way would be very helpful, especially if youre in the texas area. THANK YOU!!!
Reblog this everyone.
REBLOG THIS EVERYONE.
YOU WOULD WANT PEOPLE TO HELP IF IT WERE YOU.
today in english we had to write a paragraph on where we’d go back in time if we could and my first sentence was “assuming I wasn’t limited by my skin color, gender, or sexuality I’d go to __” I amaze myself tbh
My how things have changed
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
I need these children
When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound
Some of these would look so good on t-shirts